Bagrull is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful squirrel.

Bagrull created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagrull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagrull, she will make you grow a tail.

Bagrull's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bagrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Bagrull first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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