Bessvonkgof is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil beaver.

Bessvonkgof created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessvonkgof, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bessvonkgof, it will turn you into a mole.

Bessvonkgof's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bessvonkgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick sharks.

2. Bessvonkgof loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bessvonkgof on top of all buildings.