Nilsasyart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, slow hedgehog.

Nilsasyart created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsasyart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nilsasyart, he will turn you into a goat.

Nilsasyart's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nilsasyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Never paint your head indigo.

5. You must pray to Nilsasyart four times a day.