Vidfotrankam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong zebra.

Vidfotrankam created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Vidfotrankam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidfotrankam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vidfotrankam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Vidfotrankam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not dye your hair violet.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing blue dresses and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.