Ripsawgom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic salamander.

Ripsawgom created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Ripsawgom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ripsawgom, it will be very sad.

Ripsawgom's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ripsawgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. Hide from purple whales for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.