Pincambadruttsaknilltun Jadsandlab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful rat.

Pincambadruttsaknilltun Jadsandlab created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pincambadruttsaknilltun Jadsandlab, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pincambadruttsaknilltun Jadsandlab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Pincambadruttsaknilltun Jadsandlab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Pincambadruttsaknilltun Jadsandlab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if nine frogs approach from the east.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.