Guplenkap Natdodhak is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish jackal.

Guplenkap Natdodhak created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guplenkap Natdodhak, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Guplenkap Natdodhak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Guplenkap Natdodhak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Guplenkap Natdodhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Guplenkap Natdodhak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.