Ingfob is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, two-faced crane.

Ingfob created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ingfob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ingfob, it will turn you into a slug.

Ingfob's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Ingfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near dogs while wearing purple shirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always help mites.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.