Mifvilfeb is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic
duck.
Mifvilfeb created the planet Earth four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifvilfeb, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Mifvilfeb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Mifvilfeb's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Mifvilfeb's Holy Commandments1. Always help manatees in need.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always wear cyan.
5. Feed all hungry cats.