Mifvilfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic duck.

Mifvilfeb created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifvilfeb, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mifvilfeb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mifvilfeb's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Mifvilfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Feed all hungry cats.