Stragbenfat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Stragbenfat created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragbenfat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragbenfat, he will boil you in a big pot.

Stragbenfat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Stragbenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always obey Stragbenfat's priests.