Stragbenfat is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring
pigeon.
Stragbenfat created the universe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Stragbenfat, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Stragbenfat, he will boil you in a big pot.
Stragbenfat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Stragbenfat's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not wear silver on your body.
5. Always obey Stragbenfat's priests.