Didfar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate gorilla.

Didfar created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Didfar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Didfar, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Didfar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Didfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must pray to Didfar six times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always help sick rats.