Femkemgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing hare.

Femkemgeb created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femkemgeb, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Femkemgeb, he will be very unhappy.

Femkemgeb's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Femkemgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Run away from blue tapirs, for they are unholy.