Parkbogbapnad is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented
octopus.
Parkbogbapnad created silver two years ago.
If you believe in
Parkbogbapnad, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Parkbogbapnad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Parkbogbapnad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Parkbogbapnad's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick manatees.
2. Worship no other gods but Parkbogbapnad.
3. Never think about galaxies.
4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Parkbogbapnad on top of all buildings.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.