Sisbonklibbab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, generous gerbil.

Sisbonklibbab created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbonklibbab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sisbonklibbab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sisbonklibbab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sisbonklibbab's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed rice to pigs while wearing hats.