Sabtipgen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient naga.

Sabtipgen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Sabtipgen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sabtipgen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sabtipgen's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sabtipgen's Holy Commandments

1. Otters are not to be trusted.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Always help gulls in need.