Singabfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic slug.

Singabfoss created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Singabfoss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Singabfoss, he will turn you into a dog.

Singabfoss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Singabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must pray to Singabfoss seven times a day.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.