Guddissdud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving goblin.

Guddissdud created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guddissdud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Guddissdud, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Guddissdud's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Guddissdud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must love Guddissdud.

5. Never think about bacteria.