Rutbodfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise unicorn.

Rutbodfoss created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutbodfoss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rutbodfoss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rutbodfoss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rutbodfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hide from orange whales for they are unholy.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.