Damkinrawdiss is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless
goat.
Damkinrawdiss created gold two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Damkinrawdiss, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Damkinrawdiss, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Damkinrawdiss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Damkinrawdiss' Holy Commandments1. Always treat horses with great respect.
2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing fawn shirts and balancing three tin spheres on your neck.
3. Learn seven new languages a year.
4. Never think about chromosomes.
5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.