Dubkimlargtik Jigkamdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak penguin.

Dubkimlargtik Jigkamdod created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubkimlargtik Jigkamdod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dubkimlargtik Jigkamdod, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubkimlargtik Jigkamdod's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dubkimlargtik Jigkamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing violet shoes and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.