Arndunxucklaklit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented alligator.

Arndunxucklaklit created gold nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arndunxucklaklit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arndunxucklaklit, he will not care.

Arndunxucklaklit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Arndunxucklaklit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Never think ill of sick swans.

3. Put Arndunxucklaklit first in all things.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.