Targzakcisswad is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful
meerkat.
Targzakcisswad created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targzakcisswad, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Targzakcisswad, she will turn you into a tree.
Targzakcisswad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Targzakcisswad's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Targzakcisswad's priests.
2. Never talk about tortoises.
3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Targzakcisswad in the centre of the settlement.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.