Xemhaknell is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable lobster.

Xemhaknell created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemhaknell, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xemhaknell, it will turn you into a hamster.

Xemhaknell's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Xemhaknell's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.