Cubquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, boastful jackal.

Cubquaf created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubquaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubquaf, it will be very unhappy.

Cubquaf's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cubquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near badgers.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.