Dodbogflat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating rat.

Dodbogflat created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbogflat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dodbogflat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dodbogflat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dodbogflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.