Cidlinvon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful elephant.

Cidlinvon created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidlinvon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidlinvon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cidlinvon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cidlinvon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Never wear pink shorts.

5. Never feed strawberries to snails while wearing stockings.