Vinmifwab Quathudxem Maddodmit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, humorless rat.

Vinmifwab Quathudxem Maddodmit created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vinmifwab Quathudxem Maddodmit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vinmifwab Quathudxem Maddodmit, she will turn you into a dog.

Vinmifwab Quathudxem Maddodmit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Vinmifwab Quathudxem Maddodmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near swans while wearing gray tights and balancing four copper spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing mauve shoes and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.