Jinloggub is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, humorless raccoon.

Jinloggub created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinloggub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jinloggub, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jinloggub's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Jinloggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never feed figs to mites while wearing turquoise corsets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.