Fligcussgovnig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless
naga.
Fligcussgovnig created the Sol system three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligcussgovnig, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fligcussgovnig, it will destroy your home galaxy.
Fligcussgovnig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Fligcussgovnig's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not wear tin on your body.
3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fligcussgovnig on top of all buildings.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.