Nuttarntithongudfad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent parrot.

Nuttarntithongudfad created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttarntithongudfad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttarntithongudfad, he will come to you in dreams.

Nuttarntithongudfad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nuttarntithongudfad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Nuttarntithongudfad in the centre of the settlement.