Mifbessfas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able donkey.

Mifbessfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbessfas, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mifbessfas, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Mifbessfas' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mifbessfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.