Bidlistkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy porpoise.

Bidlistkik created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bidlistkik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidlistkik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bidlistkik's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bidlistkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bidlistkik on top of all buildings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.