Bellfedstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous penguin.

Bellfedstrag created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellfedstrag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellfedstrag, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bellfedstrag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bellfedstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet scarves.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bellfedstrag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.