Gidbassfag Fasfobnarl Sastettikon
is a god.
He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable
hippopotamus
.
Gidbassfag Fasfobnarl Sastettikon
created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gidbassfag Fasfobnarl Sastettikon
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Gidbassfag Fasfobnarl Sastettikon
, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Gidbassfag Fasfobnarl Sastettikon's
most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Gidbassfag Fasfobnarl Sastettikon's Holy Commandments
1. Hide if six sheep approach from the east.
2. Never laugh in the presence of mites.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never think about optics near manatees while wearing fawn stockings and balancing nine iron spheres on your head.
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