Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing dingo.

Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad, he will be very sad.

Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near mites while wearing orange shorts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your back.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gemdanflagbassgomvenbogpib Himcemlad.