Carmumbop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sapient pig.

Carmumbop created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Carmumbop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carmumbop, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Carmumbop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Carmumbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.