Titbenhom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unfair dragonfly.

Titbenhom created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titbenhom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Titbenhom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Titbenhom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Titbenhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Run away if four hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.