Afstiggof is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced sheep.

Afstiggof created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afstiggof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Afstiggof, it will not care at all.

Afstiggof's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Afstiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help nematodes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured horses.