Nabwipzed Yikshavleg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy swan.

Nabwipzed Yikshavleg created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabwipzed Yikshavleg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabwipzed Yikshavleg, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabwipzed Yikshavleg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Nabwipzed Yikshavleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight moths in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.