Mobsinmid is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast narwhal.

Mobsinmid created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Mobsinmid, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mobsinmid, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mobsinmid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mobsinmid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.