Rullnilltap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic beaver.

Rullnilltap created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Rullnilltap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rullnilltap, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rullnilltap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Rullnilltap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near grasshopers.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.