Stafsadhamjon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering walrus.

Stafsadhamjon created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafsadhamjon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stafsadhamjon, it will turn you into a frog.

Stafsadhamjon's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Stafsadhamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stafsadhamjon.

5. Never talk about fire.