Tomligart Pogrilsaw Femjapgep is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able jackal.

Tomligart Pogrilsaw Femjapgep created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tomligart Pogrilsaw Femjapgep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tomligart Pogrilsaw Femjapgep, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tomligart Pogrilsaw Femjapgep's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tomligart Pogrilsaw Femjapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Never pour water over plants.