Omingutlargbagmut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring dugong.

Omingutlargbagmut created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingutlargbagmut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omingutlargbagmut, he will torture you forever.

Omingutlargbagmut's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Omingutlargbagmut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Omingutlargbagmut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.