Gessvabcud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet goblin.

Gessvabcud created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gessvabcud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gessvabcud, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gessvabcud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gessvabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear gray hats.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.