Bidrentip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable wren.

Bidrentip created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidrentip, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bidrentip, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bidrentip's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bidrentip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

4. Never hop near goats.

5. Erect six silicon sculptures of Bidrentip on top of important buildings.