Hinkinflat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, selfish centaur.

Hinkinflat created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinkinflat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hinkinflat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hinkinflat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hinkinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Erect four platinum sculptures of Hinkinflat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing magenta kilts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.