Sidgundinlig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient dog.

Sidgundinlig created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgundinlig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidgundinlig, she will turn you into a tree.

Sidgundinlig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sidgundinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Worship no other gods but Sidgundinlig.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.