Hinrannantail is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, able hippopotamus.

Hinrannantail created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinrannantail, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinrannantail, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hinrannantail's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hinrannantail's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.