Flamminmab is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent aardvark.

Flamminmab created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamminmab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flamminmab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Flamminmab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Flamminmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.